CCTV for the sissy.
*Beep beep*. Ah the 1st short message service (sms) for the day. With my lazy eyes still close intact, I look out for my mobile under my blanket. “Bad karma is happening, our office was broken in, big lost. The CCTV is not working, will tell you the ridiculous story.”
I wanted to continue the dream which I had while I was asleep – a good dream where Im in New York City and meet this black guy with deep sweet voice tone, and his strong arms wrapped around me.
But, ah.. wait a minute..CCTV is not working? But how come? I thought it supposed to be working all the time. My ex boss have this kind of insecurity, distrusting syndrome towards his staffs. So he decided to install few CCTVs in my ex office so that he can monitor us while he’s away for his overseas trip. I don’t know if you know how it feels, but 1st time dealing with, knowing that fucking CCTV recording your every move – it almost like a reality TV show kinda feel, i would say. I had to run to the toilet every time I wanna scratch my ass. Sometimes it itchy though, maybe because of the lace fabrics rubbing against my skin, so yea. It took me 1-2 months to accept and became camera shy free. So now, bring on your camera – I will shake exactly like Beyonce in her latest video clip – Video Phone. Thanks to my ex boss with his CCTV project.
An hour later, I received an update on the ridiculous story part. It turns out that it was my ex boss himself switched off the CCTV – his new girlfriend wanted to use something which requires electric (Im not sure what is it.. a laptop, mobile charger or old version or clit massager maybe), but the office short of extension plug’s socket, so he chose to turn off the CCTV, took off the socket plug and let his girlfriend have it for a
day FEW DAYS. Was it for love or plain stupid..I don’t know. A person in his position should be stupid proof. No?
And yet he managed to say “if it’s working, I don’t think it can help much though”. Errmm… Enlighten me please, I found this inside Wikipedia on CCTV – is often used for surveillance in areas that may need monitoring such as banks, casinos, airports, military installations and convenience stores. So.. really.. this device couldn’t help much meh?
Don’t tell me that he installed that pricey CCTV was really to spy on his staff, ONLY? Gosh.
I still remember how he punished us by gave us a warning letter for letting a dirty mug lay inside the office sink. And it resulting us RM500.00 cut off from our annual bonus. And now, he is giving himself a big ones which costs RM50,000 of company’s cash money plus 3 laptops missing. I think he should stop sipping on his girlfriend’s twat juice before more serious damage will take place.
Very intriguing though, since the company never had any insurance protection against theft and damage. Oh well, none of my business.